Start your week with a giggle
It’s Monday…I forgot my badge to get into work, I almost ran out of gas, I spilled a cup of coffee on my lap…time for a laugh break (enjoy it…I did)
(source: Monday Funnies Yahoo Group)
Three couples--one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed--wantedto join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements fornew parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." Thecouples all agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able toabstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Father." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest. The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were youable to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad. Thesecond week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights, but,yep, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest. The priest then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were youable to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," theyoung man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the priest. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and droppedit," said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I wasovercome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in ourchurch," stated the priest. "We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the supermarketanymore either."
Top Hoaxes of all time
Link: Mercola Health Newsletter
These were way too funny to pass up posting over my steaming mug of hazelnut coffee…see the whole list at this link here
1. The Swiss
Spaghetti Harvest
In 1957 the respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks
to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded
spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti
crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants
pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers
were taken in, and many called up wanting to know how they could
grow their own spaghetti trees. To this question, the BBC diplomatically
replied that they should "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin
of tomato sauce and hope for the best."
I’m not dead yet!
Link: Ivory-billed Woodpecker – Cornell Lab of Ornithology.
Well this is pretty cool. The Ivory Billed Woodpecker, once thought extinct is actually still alive! I wonder if they’ll run a correction in the obituaries for the little wood eater!
… as long as they don’t find any live T-Rex’s thought long dead, I’m fine with extinct species making a comeback.
