Femulate: Center of the blog universe
Femulate is the center of the known blog universe.
This, dear readers, is a fact.
Not, I AM Transgendered, en|Gender, Beck’s Cafe, or a host of other well known, well read, nails broken whilst typing, brows furrowed in focused writing, and dog eared blogs….no….as well honed as these others may be, Femulate is indeed Queen.
This realization dawned on many of us two weeks ago.
(overheard whilst I drank goblets of cheap wine with dear, super smart, beer chugging chica, Michelle at a local run down dive inhabited by drunk truckers, out of work physicists, and dangerous women)
Becki: “Did you see that article on Tall Women on Femulate? That Staci has a great list. She makes me feel so normal”
Michelle: “So true Becki, so true. You know, I think she’s just like me actually the way she glides effortlessly through both genders. I just love her.”
I didn’t think anything of my interaction with Michelle. I mean, we had been drinking afterall.
Then it happened, again, amongst a group of women who were both well heeled and well known and I realized something cosmic was happening.
As many of my jittery, caffeine addicted, readers know, Beckscafe was in Provincetown for Women’s Week ending and Fantasia Fair’s beginning. That’s a cosmic nexus by itself. But then the real planetary alignment happened. Sitting at lunch at the Crowne and Anchor in Provincetown, with Miqqui Gilbert (yes THE Miqqi Gilbert) and Jamie Dailey, my colleague in marketing crime on the conferenc scene, and two new friends, Robin and Abbey.
Becki: “Well Miqqi I write a blog, as you may know, and I found your name on the web as I did research on various and odd topics.” (I smile my best Ms. Sophisticate Smile; New England clam chowder smeared across my MAC lipsticked lips)
Miqqi: “I read your blog; on occassion”
Becki: (me beaming) “Why thank you SO MUCH Miqqi. You know, another great blog is that Femulate blog. Great reading. I get so much traffic to Beck’s Cafe from her too.”
Jamie: (light dawning on her face look)“Femulate blog…(she turns to Miqqi)…You know, Miqqi, I think our Fantasia Fair web site gets all its traffic from Femulate too!”
Jamie and I stare at each other and we realize that Femulate has become the center of our known blog universe!
So go have a look. I mean, EVERYONE gets their traffic from her so go ahead…just pick up your ice espresso, mocca thingy a gogo and go ahead…go see Femulate; you’ll see for yourself…she really IS the center of the blog universe 
Rebecca — Thank-you for the very kind words!
Staci
Staci – You are most welcome! I had so much fun writing that post because the facts of my post all really happened. And hey, now you know how many of us lurkers to your site love your site! Keep up the great work
Hey – I can’t believe how hard you are dissing one of my favorite bars!!!!
Was it the out of work physicists or us dangerous women that put my description over the top?
Lol, def the physicists. Now that I read your post again, I realize that the world now knows that I chug my beer! Maybe I should use a straw next time
btw-missed u at FanFair. You made quite an impression on Jan.
HA! Well, you know Michelle, my taste for wine is now known to be in the ripple range. Sigh. Guess my next nice wine gift from friends won’t be that 1787 Chateau Lafite but that 2009 vintage on sale.
I’m sorry I missed ya’ll at FanFair too but there was no way I could make it back down. The Sunday before it took me about 5 hours to drive home, there were sooo many people leaving the Cape plus with Women’s Week ending it was just mad crazy (but fun!). I was dreading another commute like that, and, I had a birthday party to attend in Boston for another friend on Friday so, my schedule was pretty squishy. I’m glad I made an impression on Jan she’s quite the woman. And she deserves a big “thank you” from the community for stepping onto the FanFair Committee when it was in full tilt to pick up a big responsibility.