What gender is this thing?

It’s 4PM EST and if your visiting Beck’s Cafe it’s because it is nice and sunny outside and your brain has decided it’s done for the day. Well how about some funnies to get you in a good frame of mind for that commute home? So what gender are these things?

ZIPLOC BAGS – male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

KIDNEYS – female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE – male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER – female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRE – male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

WEB PAGE – female, because it is always getting hit on.

SUBWAY – male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS – female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

REMOTE CONTROL – female… Ha! You thought I’d say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

(Jokes courtesy of The Romantic.com )