Laughter, The Best Medicine

November 8, 2006 in Funny Bone by Rebecca | No comments

laughter3.jpg Just a few jokes to get you giggling (or gaffawing) for hump day! Courtesy of the November 2006 Reader’s Digest, “Laughter, The Best Medicine.

  • Funny, Funnier, Funniest
    • Funny: Why did the clown eat the dollar bill? (It was her lunch money)
    • Funnier: Why do clowns wear loud socks? (So their feet won’t all asleep)
    • Funniest: Why did the clown go to the doctor? (He was feeling a little funny)
  • A reason to breakup?
    • “I had to stop seeing my girlfriend, the biologist,” a guy told his friend.
    • “Why?” the friend replied
    • “I couldn’t take it anymore” he said. “She kept trying to expose me to different cultures.”
  • Be cafeful how you build ‘em!
    • The company that makes LEGOs is shutting down its U.S. factory and moving it to Mexico. LEGO employees say it’s their fault becuase they made the factory too easy to take apart and rebuild somewhere else.

(photo of couple laughing courtesy of Bartimaeus Photos, used under Creative Commons license)