Fun Puns for Monday Madness

I love to laugh and doing it with friends is one of the small treasures in life that makes life worth living. So, for your Monday morning quadruple espresso, how about some puns to start your day? All puns courtesy of Pun of the Day.

• He wanted to build a rope factory but first he had to pull a few strings.

• Old power plant workers never die they just de-generate.

• A doctor drank while putting on patients’ casts. He was soon plastered.

• There was an eye doctor who wanted to re-locate but couldn’t find a job because he didn’t have enough contacts.

• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

• Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

• A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.

• What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).

• A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

(Woman laughing photo courtesy of Fred Armitage Photos, used under Creative Commons License)