When rushed for time before work do not…
- Mistakenly grab and then apply your pink lip gloss as beard cover (ahhh it sticks like glue!)
- Epilate both legs and then both arms thinking "hey this will take only 5 minutes"
- Try at that moment to figure out how to style your hair - just use the wig
- Decide that rosy red cheeks can be corrected two seconds after having PUSHED the blush into the pours of your face with the same force as you would pound a 10-penny nail into a 2×4
- Choose to feed two hungry cats who decide at that exact second, when your ready to start working, that they are your bestest of buddies and snuggle oh so close and SHED white fur all over your new black blouse
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