It’s Monday…I forgot my badge to get into work, I almost ran out of gas, I spilled a cup of coffee on my lap…time for a laugh break (enjoy it…I did)
(source: Monday Funnies Yahoo Group)
Three couples--one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed--wantedto join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements fornew parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." Thecouples all agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able toabstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Father." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest. The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were youable to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad. Thesecond week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights, but,yep, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest. The priest then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were youable to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," theyoung man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the priest. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and droppedit," said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I wasovercome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in ourchurch," stated the priest. "We know," said the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarketanymore either."
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